What happens when you mix punk ska with smash bros? Four musicians who’d probably be more rad if they didn’t play smash bros all the time…. we are the Costanzas.

“I’m 33 years old; I haven’t outgrown the problems of puberty, I’m already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal … medium orgasm.” – George Costanza

Conor Antenucci: Bass and Vocals

Nick Brown: Guitar

Alex Pace: Guitar and Synthesizer

Thomas Belanger: Drums

Jonathan Ferreira: Moustache